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19 November 2005 @ 08:40 pm
On the 70 bus in Sellwood, 13th and Tacoma.

Guy: I'm black, you're white, and that's that. Besides, your plan ain't tight.
Girl: My plan ain't tight?
Guy: Yeah, your plan ain't tight. I'll probably be back down here in about 20 minutes, but I'm sayin' your plan ain't tight.
10 November 2005 @ 03:05 pm
I was gonna post this a few days ago, but I forgot x_x;

At Lloyd Center, in the handicapped stall of the women's bathroom:

Little Boy: I don't wanna be a boy, I wanna be a girl.
Mom: Really? Why? Boys are so cool!
Little Boy: No! I don't wanna be a boy!

o.o future transexual? ^^;

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Current Mood: amusedamused
10 November 2005 @ 02:49 pm
70 Bus stop on 12th & Couch, Thursday AM:

Woman: Do you know what time it is?
Man: It's about 10:00 AM.
Woman: Oh, dayum, I'm missin' Montel. Man, I gotta quit smokin'.
14 October 2005 @ 04:24 pm
On a speakerphone at work: "Hi, [Joe], it's [Dan]. Did you get my email? You did? Ok, um, well, I don't know how those girl pictures got on there, man, I really don't. I'm sorry."
Current Mood: amusedamused
13 October 2005 @ 09:48 pm
"Oh, Cigarettes and an asthma inhaler. That makes sense.. go ahead and wheeze to your hearts content"

Virgina Cafe